WHY JOHN LENNON IS HOT SHIT (I’m stopping at 21 reasons, sorry.)

(By revolutionone, aka Lauren.)

HIS TEETH. Damn, their crazy. They are possibly the whitest, straightest, nicest teeth I’ve ever saw. Shit is real too.
HE WROTE DEM SONGS. He wrote lots actually, something that people in today’s music industry are defiantly lacking so much of. Then again, nobody’s like him, he is just amazingly amazing. Them songs are good too, and actually make sense!
HE WAS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BEATLES. You know you want to rape all four He was the founder of the beatles, which, were basically the most famous band in the world at one point - defiantly one of the best British bands. Actually, one of the best bands ever. (There’s easily more than 20 Beatle songs in the rolling stones greatest rock songs ever.)
HIS CHANGING HAIR. Which always manages to look 100000X times better then mine, even though I spend a million hours doing it.
His voice. He’s fram dewn liverpewl.
THOSE HANDS. LOOK AT THEM HANDS AND TELL ME THEY AIN’T THE BEST THING HANDS EVER. Them veins, them nails, them long fingers!
DEM EYES. Those light eyelashes of his too, HNNNG.
DAT ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
His rosebud lips <3
HIS FACE SHAPE, JUST IN GENERAL. HnnNnNnnNnNG.
The fact that even though, well, ‘dead’ he’s hiding (only us down at tumblr know that), people worship this man like the bamf mofo he is.
He is absolutely hilarious.
The fact that he looks equally amazing in colour and black and white photos.
The fact you actually just want to shag him, quit denying it, even if your into our macca, you wouldn’t mind a go.
Even Hitler knew John Lennon was the superior race.
He’s made me, and so many people a different, better person!
He only wanted Peace and Love, he could of reached it on such a wider scale, think of the possibilities we could of had if John was alive today!
He had balls to say some things people would never ever say.
He was more successful than you will be in your whole life.
Instant Hnng is gonna get you, every time you look for pictures of him.
He’s a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy.