Wake up in the morning feeling like Paul McCartney
Grab my Hofner I’m out the door I’m gonna start a party
Before I leave tune my bass and grab a quarter inch jack
‘Cause when The Beatles hit the stage we ain’t comin back

I’m talkin
Fans all out on the flo’ flo’
Girls fainting to and fro, fro
I don’t think they even know know
John’s married
Feeling like we’re bigger than Jesus
All the birds trying to tease us
But they really just wanna Please Please us

Let’s rock, make it hop, Ringo blow my Vox amp up tonight
Gonna fight through the crowd all night
Let’s rock round the clock and the screaming doesn’t stop, no
Oh oh (Beatlesque) OOOOH oh oh OOOOH

On our way to the palace to get MBEs
I’m kinda nervous so I smoke before I meet the Queen
That might be rude and uncouth but it really don’t matter
‘Cause I’m still writing more hit records than my rival Mick Jagger

I’m talkin
Girls throwing panties on stage, stage
And I know I’m engaged-gaged
But I can’t help cheating on Jane, Jane
Oh well I’m
Growin my Pepper pornstache
Drinking and getting smashed, smashed
This album’s gonna make a splash

Let’s rock, make it hop, Ringo blow my Vox amp up tonight
Gonna fight through the crowd all night
Let’s rock round the clock and the screaming doesn’t stop, no
Oh oh OOOOH oh oh OOOOH

I’m flying up, I’m falling down
My heart it pounds and I’m tripping
Am I on earth or in the clouds?
Maybe I shouldn’t drop LSD

I’m tripping now, I’m freaking out.
I feel I’m spinning and flipping
Am I on earth or off the ground? I’m off the ground!

Now the concert don’t start til I (ONE!) count (TWO!) in (THREE!) …(FAHH!)

Let’s rock, make it hop, Ringo blow my Vox amp up tonight
Gonna fight through the crowd all night
Let’s rock round the clock and the screaming doesn’t stop, no
Oh oh OOOOH oh oh OOOOH

Taken from Taylor Starkey.